The Pig Protector
A proper British umbrella for proper British weather. Deep navy canopy, signature Pink Pig, built for when the cricket covers go on, wet race days, muddy lanes and the eighteenth tee in a downpour.
Delivery from 29th September
Forecast: 100% chance of Pig.
Hats saved. Hair saved. Reputations intact.
Two miles of drizzle. One dry Pig.
The dog remains unconvinced by the concept of an umbrella.
Blames the weather. Not the swing.
Fourteen clubs in the bag and this is the only one that ever helps.
Cross-country in the rain.
Best view at the horse trials — and the driest.
Rain: 0. Pig: 1.
It tried its best for four hours. The Pig barely noticed.
Packed up and still showing off.
Signature pink Pig on the strap, because details matter.
The Detail
- •Deep navy canopy with the signature pink Pig on the panel and the strap.
- •Wind-resistant frame and a proper handle — no flimsy pocket nonsense.
- •Water runs straight off. Sized to keep two people and one hat dry.
- •Foam handle, 54″ canopy, fibreglass ribs.
- •£48.95. Very limited stock — one run only for now.
Why it exists
Because British summer is a rumour, and we’d rather be out in it than sheltering under a supermarket brolly with three broken spokes. The Pig Protector is the one you keep in the boot, the golf bag, the hallway — the one that turns a washout into a decent day anyway.
Rain, hail or drizzle: the Pig stays out.
Very Limited Stock
One run only — very limited stock. Once they’re gone, they’re gone.